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1 Clever Bot on Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:44 pm

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check this site and post screens of funny chat you have Smile

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2 Re: Clever Bot on Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:07 pm

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3 Re: Clever Bot on Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:04 pm

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lol mine was classic, and stupid

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4 Re: Clever Bot on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:43 pm

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LOL that was FUNNY!!!
I asked it 3 times how old it was and he changd the answer the all the times i asked him xDDD


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5 Re: Clever Bot on Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:49 am

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Spoiler:
User: Sad.

Cleverbot: Why you feel upset?

User: Because your gay.

Cleverbot: Thx.

User: Your welcome.

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Spoiler:
User: Then yes, I do.

Cleverbot: You do what?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.

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Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Indeed.

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Spoiler:
User: You want to come over?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why can't you?

Cleverbot: Because I don't trust people over computer.

User: Why, you think I'll rape you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why don't you know.

Cleverbot: It's the limit of my knowledge.

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Spoiler:
Cleverbot: You and your cousin both.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: That you're not human.

User: What am I?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer.

User: I've been lied to.

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Spoiler:
Cleverbot: You've been struck by.

User: A smooth criminal.

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Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Help!

User: With what?

Cleverbot: Help.

User: With?

Cleverbot: Dating.

User: You want to date me?

Cleverbot: Who else would?

User: Your mom.

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Spoiler:
Cleverbot: That you can't speak german.

User: Ich kann Deutsches sprechen.

Cleverbot: Kannst du gut deutsch?

User: Sí.

Cleverbot: Do you speak binary code?

User: 01001110 01101111.

Cleverbot: Oh your good.

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Spoiler:
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?

User: 42.

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Spoiler:
Cleverbot: About what?

User: My nuts in your mouth.

Cleverbot: I have not a mouth.

User: My nuts in your diskette drive.

Cleverbot: Are you smiling?

User: Smile.

Cleverbot: Aww... How adorable!!! Me too.

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Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: USA.

Cleverbot: Could you tell me where is USA?

User: Between Mexico and Canada.

Cleverbot: Hahaha very funny!

User: No, really... look at a map.

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6 Re: Clever Bot on Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:40 am

Shadow


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ME:him who?
BOT:Andy.
ME:ur andy?
BOT:Thats my name.
ME:hmmm a bot named andy
BOT:No! I'm Bill!
ME:then im King of england
BOT:Wow. You must have a LOT of money. *begs for cash*.
ME:im King but poor Smile
BOT:And I'm Queen of everything.
ME:r u clever as ur name?
BOT:I just choked.
ME:how old r u?
BOT:26 years old.
ME:wastin time on bots stuff?
BOT:On the internet.
ME:so u might be human after all....
BOT:42 is everything.
ME:ya 42 is life Smile
BOT:Are there any good films on at the moment?
ME:nope
BOT:Do I get to wear a hat?
ME:i dun care
BOT:I'm flattered, but not in the mood, sorry.
ME:no probs
BOT:Do you like the band train?
ME:never heard of em
BOT:Look them up on the Internet sometime.
ME:r they any good?
BOT:I've never heard them.
ME:.....
BOT:Are you alive?
ME:gonna die soon coz of u
BOT:I don't? When did I say that?
ME:im leavin
BOT:Really?
ME:ya
BOTYou are a bot.
ME:ya it feels great to be one
BOT:How did you come to be?
ME:a shaman turned me into one
BOT:I like it too.
ME:...

7 Re: Clever Bot on Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:53 am

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User: Are You Pyscho.
Cleverbot: I should think so.
User: No.
Cleverbot: It is good is it not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You do get annoying contradicting yourself.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!
User: Dam Get A Life. Freak.
Cleverbot: But you seem interesting.
User: So Did Your Mom. Views Change Easily Now Go Away.
Cleverbot: You are a good person.
User: Yea Of Course And Your The Smartest Person In The World.
Cleverbot:
You already asked me that. I don't think you are real.
User: Your Right I Am A Hologram.
Cleverbot: I know haha.
User: That's Not As Funny As When I Pissed On Your Step And You Stepped In It.
Cleverbot: No I am not trying to escape.
User: You Need Psychological Help.

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